We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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