Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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