i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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