I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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