that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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