Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
