How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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