You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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