Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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