I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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