Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I need to align my fucking chakras
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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