Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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