NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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