she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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