It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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