we made out on top of his cat.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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