Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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