Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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