Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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