they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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