maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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