Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
