he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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