She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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