one two three fourrrrnication!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I smell like Dick and happiness
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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