Having a random hookup so left but love u
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
