Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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