so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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