Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Randomize
