Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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