in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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