hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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