i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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