im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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