i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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