I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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