that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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