Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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