lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
high people should be assigned attendants
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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