do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Randomize
