I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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