Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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