Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
