Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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