I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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