Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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