East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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