omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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