You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Come on in and take your pants off
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