the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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