I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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