Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
