They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
