You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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