Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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