and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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