Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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