I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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